As our date begins, please discretely place my donation in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom or somewhere easily visible. If we are in a public setting please use a card or gift bag and set it on the table. I may excuse myself for a moment to freshen up. Nothing quite ruins the magic of a lovely time together like the mentioning of a donation, so as with toasters, washing machines and vibrators, please just set and forget! Oh, I forgot, there is one thing that ruins the magic even more: Please do not attempt to negotiate my rates. It is ok, however, to negotiate the price of the exotic necklace you’re lavishing on me from the bazaar on our trip to Fiji!